Advices benefit us in our life
- In winter, layers of clothing should overlap.
- To avoid cold feet in bed, exercise beforehand.
- Toothpaste dries out your mouth.
- Alcohol dries you out too.
- When you have a big decision to make
- Looking back on this twenty years from now, what would I like to have done?
- What would someone I admire do?
If that doesn't help you, flip a coin.
The best thing for cleaning spectacles is soap, water, and toilet paper. Wet the lenses, rub your finger on a wet bar of soap, and then soap the lenses. Rinse under water, and then dry with a sheet or two of toilet paper. It works better than anything else and doesn't scratch glass or plastic.
If you feel you're going to faint, do this:
- Lie down, with feet elevated if possible. This works better than putting your head between your knees.
- Cool down. Remove layers of clothing. A cold wet washcloth is good.
- Eat sugar.
The other good thing to do is to distract yourself. When I have to get blood drawn, I bring a CD player and headphones. The music lets me concentrate on something besides what's happening.
- Aphorisms
- In vino veritas.
- Caveat emptor.
- Know your audience. (If you know the Latin for this phrase, please let me know.)
- Testing blood sugar levels
1999-02-02
There are two rules to preventing bicycle theft:
1. Park your bike in a public, visible location.
2. Don't rely on rule 1.
In other words, park your bike in the most visible place you can, and then lock it securely. Rule 2 came about from when my bike was stolen last year; it was visible, but not locked well.
This leads of course to the first corollary:
3. Things not locked will be stolen.
It's an unfortunate fact of life, and must be considered a maintenance cost of the bike. Bike lights, et cetera, will disappear. Consider them your bike's gas bill for the year, and remember: bikes are still cheaper to own than cars. (Don't forget to buy detachable bike lights.)
A friend had some very useful additions to these rules.
1999-05-02
There are three rules to avoiding junk mail.
0. When you order from a catalog, include a note asking the company not to (a) send you catalogs, and (b) distribute your name and address.
1. When ordering, use a unique name for each company. For example, if your name is Jane P. Smith and you're ordering from Widgets Etc., give the name Jane W. Smith. If you start receiving junk mail addressed to Jane W. Smith, you'll know that Widgets Etc. sold your name.
2. Have courtesy for others. Follow rules #1 and #2 when you order a gift for someone else. It's not nice to stuff a friend's mailbox with junk.
1999-04-03
The most annoying part about learning to juggle is repeatedly bending down to the floor to pick up dropped balls. This can be made easier by standing in front of a bed. Just walk right up to it and start practicing. When you drop balls, you don't have to stoop all the way down to the floor anymore; a simple bend will do.
Another advantage of using a bed (rather than a table) is that the softness of the bed absorbs the balls' impact, and they're less likely to roll away.
1999-10-12
Email is fine for most messages. Compared to speaking, though, it fails at communicating emotion. That lack of emotional nuance can ruin an attempt to convey an emotional message such as an apology. Never use email to apologize to someone, or to try to resolve a misunderstanding. Do it in person, on the phone, or some other way that conveys emotion.
2002-01-08
One method of defrosting a freezer involves placing pans of hot water in the freezer's chamber. This works, but is slow. It goes much faster when hot water is applied directly to the built-up ice.
For this you'll need hot water, a glass dish at least an inch deep (e.g. a casserole dish), and some clean, narrow, flexible plastic tubing a few feet long. Tubing from a disposable nebulizer is ideal. Place the dish on top of the freezer/refrigerator. Coil one end of the tubing and put it in the dish, with the end of the tubing as close to the dish's bottom as possible. Heat some water and fill the dish. Create a siphon in the tube, either by sucking on the free end until the hot water starts flowing (watch the water's progress through the tubing; be careful to not scald your mouth), or by first filling the tube with tap water and holding fingers over both ends before submerging one end in the hot-water-filled dish. When the siphon is working, play the the hot water from the free end of the tubing over the ice. It will melt in minutes, literally. Keep extra hot water on hand to refill the casserole dish when it gets low.
This method is very quick; I defrosted a freezer compartment of a refrigerator in half an hour, melting channels through 1.5 cm thick ice sheets in minutes. The only problem with the method is that it's messy; all that water will end up at the bottom of your refrigerator and on your floor. Be prepared to mop afterward.
2002-04-09
After many years, I finally discovered how to have a good hair day. My hair is about 18 inches long, slightly wavy, and fine. This tip is for those with similar hair.
The first step is to wash your hair. I actually do "lather, rinse, and repeat", but on the second lathering I use only a small amount of shampoo (that's all it takes to work up a good lather). I don't use conditioner. After the second rinse, I don't brush my (wet) hair immediately. Instead, I towel it vigorously until it's a partly dry mess, which I then let air dry for an hour or two. When all or mostly dry, it's time to brush it. For this I sit in a chair, lean forward over my knees, and brush from the back of my scalp straight to the front. When all the tangles are gone, I flip my head back, and my hair is nice and fluffy (although it's in my eyes). A few left-right shakes of my head reveals my hair's natural part, which I use as a guide for final brushing. Et voilà: a practically guaranteed good hair day.
Since I discovered this method, I've gotten compliments.
2005-01-15
You know how, after you've brushed your teeth, sometimes your toothbrush still contains toothpaste and food particles, despite your having rinsed it? The solution is to pretend that your faucet is a garden hose. Remember how as a kid you'd put your finger over the end of the hose, changing a large, low-pressure flow into a small, high-pressure jet? Do the same thing. Block part of the flow from the faucet. The high-pressure jet is much better at cleaning your toothbrush.
2005-03-15
So your cold is finally clearing up, you feel better, and you're sick of being cooped up inside. You want to get out and do things.
Don't. Wait a few days. Right now, exerting yourself is setting yourself up for relapse. Wait a few days and increase your activity gradually. Yeah, it sucks to spend another day or three inside, but that's better than a trip to the hospital, no?
The same holds true for other injuries. I especially need to remember this after I've overexerted myself lifting weights.
2005-03-15
If your garbage disposal smells bad, chop up a lemon and feed it into the disposal while it's on. Repeat if the odor persists. To keep it from returning, never cover the disposal for long (for example, with a dirty dish), and flush the disposal briefly once a day to dispel anything lingering in there.